Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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