as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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