I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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