i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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