Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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