Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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