Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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