Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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