That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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