Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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