Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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