The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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