Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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