weddingsv make me drug and hornr
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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