There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Still dying that you shit outside
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I believe in your delicious
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
