Hey man sorry I got all grabby
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
