Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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