The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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