Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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