belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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