Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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