I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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