I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
