Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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