My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you would pick up someone in the library
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
