if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm passing your future prison.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
