I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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