Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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