ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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