Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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