After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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