I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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