If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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