Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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