"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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