so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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