Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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