Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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