If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
this boner is exhausting
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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