white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
When are your genitals available?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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