Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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