Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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