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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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