i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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