He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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