Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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