So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
