I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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