i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do you still have your period?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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