you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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