its not stalking. its research.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
