Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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